| 1. | Financial A.I.D.S. | ||
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When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew. Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning." Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S." |
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| 2. | Lesbian dragon | ||
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noun; a young lesbian that frequents lesbian clubs in search for a much older woman. Usually the younger lesbian (the dragon) is unstable and in financial need, and is in search of an older or more financially secure woman to take them in and provide for them. The lesbian dragon is often a high-school, or college-aged girl (16-26 years old) that was kicked out of her parents' home for being gay and is searching for both emotional and financial stability. The targeted older female is often one that either 'came out' late in life, or otherwise single and easily manipulated. The term 'lesbian dragon' has a negative connotation because the older woman is often trapped by the youthful and sexy appeal of the dragon, and doesn't realize her predicament until she is paying for the dragon's living expenses, college tuition, cell phone bills, food and other expenses in exchange for a sexual relationship. When the older woman justifiably breaks off the relationship with the lesbian dragon, the dragon is off to the club once again in search of another older woman. Club, here, can be replaced with online dating site more...
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| 3. | Fong | ||
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{originating from Hong Kong} (adjective) 1. making reference to wealthy Chinese men that are able to afford a lifestyle that far surpasses any logical sound financial reasoning. (verb) 2. to consistently select the best, most expensive, most sought-after, most desirable, most difficult to acquire items, without hesitation. 1. How can he afford a million dollar home in the city, drive an M3, raise 2 kids, buy his wife plasma necklaces, and buy vintage guitars without a job? - That's so Fong...
2. I don't know what to do... I really can't afford this... and I could actually get by with something cheaper and of lesser quality. - Dude,... just Fong it. |
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| 4. | Madoff | ||
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noun, verb, Madoffed, Madoffing.
–verb 1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved. -noun 2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme. Example 1 (verb):
Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone." Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!" Example 2 (noun): Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks." Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?" Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back." Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him." |
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| 5. | slutty white girl | ||
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1) Caucasian female with whom financial power houses' find attractive but non-inviting.
2) White female who has no problem destroying male relationships by sleeping with a guys friend's. 3) A white bitch who holds the double standard - she only says she has slept with three or less guys when she is infatuated with COCK. 1) The girl that is at the Golf outing but only to serve the alcohol. "Hey Tom, look at that "Slutty White Girl," I'd love to "T" her "Green.""
2) The girl at the club who plays hard-to-get; but only for a minute. Turns out to be a nympho. "Hey John, that "slutty white girl" is such a stuck up BITCH, but only when my Dick in her ASS!" |
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| 6. | Robert Kiyosaki | ||
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Robert Kiyosaki is a self-made investor, author, businessman and motivational speaker. He is most known for his Rich Dad company which promotes financial independence through investing, real estate, business, and financial intelligence. His first major published book, 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad', is translated into 51 languages and available in 109 countries. The Rich Dad series has sold over 27 million copies worldwide and has dominated best sellers lists across Asia, Australia, South America, Mexico and Europe. Many people across the world are passionate about Robert's teachings and attend seminars and events to hear him speak around the world, Robert has had multiple Fox and CNN news appearances, Larry king live, an exclusive Time magazine TV interview, and many others. "Robert Kiyosaki is an investor, entrepreneur and educator whose perspectives on money and investing fly in the face of conventional wisdom. He has, virtually single-handedly, challenged and changed the way tens of millions, around the world, think about money." -(Robert's RichDad.com Website) Hank: "Gosh I'm so tired of living paycheck to paycheck.."
Don: "Well, that's just the way it is! What other way is there?" Sally: "Why don't you try improving your financial intelligence, it will ultimately lead you to a higher freedom and independence." Hank: "How do I do that?" Don: "The lottery!!!!1" Sally: "No, this isn't about a get rich quick scheme, this is about commitment, try Robert Kiyosaki's book Rich Dad, Poor Dad. It could change your life and the way you think about money forever." Hank: "Wow, I guess I should really check it out Sally, thanks!" Don: "..No I think I'd rather work a lifetime for a .00001% ROI." |
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| 7. | in the money | ||
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(FINANCE) when a financial derivative has intrinsic value to the person who holds it. There are two examples: * when the strike price of a call option is less than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it; * when the strike price of a put option is more than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it. Please remember that an option being "in the money" does not mean it was a good investment. You might have bought the option when the difference between the strike price and the spot price was MORE than it is now. If it's expiring, you might as well exercise it because to not do so is just throwing money away. But it still could have been a loss for the investor. PHIL: Sweet! My call options are back in the money. Now I'd better exercise them.
MIGUEL: You must be rolling in the cash, Holmes! PHIL: Not even close. The forex rate for the UK pound nosedived and I got hosed pretty bad. It's not where it was when I bought these rat droppings, but I need to get out before they expire. MIGUEL: You know, when you first told me about options they sounded like a sweet deal, but... PHIL: Yeah... the guy who wrote the option always seems to know what's going down better than us dilettantes. |
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