Person 2: Fuck I Never Actually Learned This Shit.
Person 1: I know. Finals.
1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester
2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad.
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!"
"I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-"
"Dude, shut the fuck up!"
or in other words that exam you take that counts for so fucking much that it can make you fail and have to go to summer school and not be accepted into a good college which causes you to form a band and become famous but kill yourself with a shotgun in the face.
I'm supposed to be studying for my algebra final but instead i'm putting in the definition of FINALS on urban dictionary to pass time.