Guy 2: Oh, that's just his finals beard. Didn't you hear? He's failing like three classes.
Angela: He's got a serious case of Finals' Beard, He'll be fresh cut by Friday night when finished with all his classes.
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."