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The act in which the female takes the penis in her right hand and with her left hand applies green food dye up and down. And casually the woman defecates on the the penis. Hence, you have the Filthy Cucumber
DANG YO. last nite i gave my man one hell of a filthy cucumber. AWWW SHITT
by hotttiieee July 10, 2008

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