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Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.
by Not Zane September 18, 2004
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What do you think? When two or more people attempt to cause each other physical harm, be it in a friendly bout or in a life and death situation.
Yo, you wanna fight?

I fought that kid saturday, kicked his ass.

You dont want to fight me, I know kung fu.
by Chao October 18, 2004
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Generally the violent result of too much testosterone and/or alcohol
Person 1: I was so drunk last night, I got into a fight.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: Yeah, that's why I'm on crutches.
by Sexmaster 2000 October 19, 2013
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Why are you trying to fight me?
I don't want to fight you. I don't care to fight you.
It serves no purpose in my life. What's it to you?

I don't have a problem with you, just the ones that you start. So just stop. I'm not your fighting partner, go fight someone else and take your anger out on them, not me!
by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013
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When you watch Layla Ali in a boxing ring.
Man this fight will be the best ass whoopin yet!
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Something gay guys do in each others pants.
by Nealll May 06, 2009
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When two people, usually in a relationship, disagree or raise their voice with one another. The girl is usually right.
Tyler and Samantha had 46 fights on their vacation.
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