look up any word, like bukkake:
 
15.
A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit
"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"
by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004
 
1.
The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
by BDALE4LIFE September 13, 2005
 
2.
The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. July 15, 2008
 
3.
as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"
I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.
by Ryan Comedic INC October 15, 2006
 
4.
the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth
I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons
by misaki December 14, 2005
 
5.
Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.
"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"
by Fundabz June 06, 2013
 
6.
A term for marijuana.
Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!
by yellowfeather996 November 01, 2009
 
7.
A nice way to say faggot with out disrespecting somebody.
Dude you're such a Fig Newton!
by CIZE June 06, 2013