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29.
fig
1. boredom
2. badluck
3. annoying
1. you're sitting at home with nothing to do. "fuck i've got fig"

2. you're driving home and you get every red light. "fuck i've got fig."

3. a friend won't leave you alone. " "alastair, you're giving me fig."
by marco November 15, 2003
 
15.
fig
A variation on 'fag', and a popular way to insult one of your male companions who is acting effeminate.

You look like a fig in that t-shirt.

by Master Fig April 12, 2009
 
16.
Fig
a nice way to call your boyfriend a fag
"suck my hard cock, you fig"
by knottafig March 22, 2009
 
17.
FIG
A name for a graduate that still hangs around high school and their high school friends.

It's an abbreviation of "Forgot I Graduated."
What are you doing here FIG, I thought you graduated from this place?
by GKGfan October 27, 2006
 
18.
Fig
The high interest a Loan Shark charges.
Guido wants 50% weekly for the fig!
by li'l scotty September 10, 2005
 
19.
Fig
A common word used in Southern terminology which is short for the word Fig Newton (Tasty cakeflavored snacks).
Ayorta passme one o' dem dare figs.
by Mikita April 15, 2004
 
20.
FIG
Frigid Indian Girl
"man, you two have been a couple for three years, you must have bumped uglies a few times!"
"naah bro she's a total fig, she just wants to talk"
"damn"
by Nofig April 18, 2010
 
21.
fig
"fake nig"
If a super white girl fake tans making her look like a black girl, then she's a fig.
Ew look at her tan. She's such a fig.
by yeahgirl February 28, 2010