(fif-thurd). Formerly known as "head ache". New term for the pounding sensation felt in the frontal lobe of a person's brain while dealing with the "banksters" at Fifth-Third.
I can't effin believe the banksters at Fifth-Third. They charge *3 TIMES* the going rate for POS devices that are subject to FAILURE by power brown out even when said p.o.s. devices are on a high quality surge protector. And then they refuse to warranty the devices even for one second. All that bailout money and yet they still go all usury on a guy for equipment costs. Wow, just dealing with the prix has given me a POUNDING Fifth Third.