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A young adolescent who likes to spend his time playing cod and pleasuring himself to girls that he knows. he likes to have sex with apple pies when Dave's not looking and he always has a smile of mischief on his face. He frequently talks to many girls via his blackberry that he has never seen. Over the summer he journeys to his lake house with Dave to wake board and totally rip nar all day for two thirds of the summer. When he comes back, he looks soo hot.
-Look at that Fied Nips!
-He's probably going to his lake house with Dave.
by cozmo stuffed poo poo April 22, 2011