Although Fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it.
Commonly found near woodland.
B: "It was just a Fido."
A: "I wanna be friends with it!"
B: "Me too!"
Person 2: Are you on a Fido cell phone package? Switch to Telus, Rogers, T-Mobile, you idiot!! Anything but Fido...
Fido, the police dog, placed his paw on the closed casket.