fuckused 

Basically getting fucked over.

"Fuck, I got fuckused."

fuckused by Ink Spot Mike's Wife friend December 26, 2008

Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.

A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!

Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Fuckussion 

Concussion recieved during the act of sex. Usually resulting from a headboard, a fall from tables and/or counters or falls in the shower.

I got a fuckussion when my man drilled me into the headboard!

Fuckussion by moosie1972 June 30, 2012

Finkus 

A boyfriend who ticks his girlfriend off all the time but is actually a wonderful boyfriend and she loves him anyway.

Boyfriend- *eats the last slice of pizza*

Girlfriend- "Such a Finkus move..."

Finkus by TLC15 August 30, 2016

Fuckus 

A variation of "Focus". Often used by Facebook's Delicate Flower as she immitates someone she works with who has a strong accent. Also used by the "Fuckus in Fitness" group that spun off from Delicate Flower's page.

Today we must Fuckus on what's important.

This year I will Fuckus on fitness more.

Fuckus by DF Dammit December 31, 2014

fiskus 

"fiskus" is an easier version of the word "Fi5KuS"

Ex. 1
(In a PC game)
Man 1: What the hell was that, I was killed by a non-skillfull spray weapon.
Man2: Haha, it must be the Fi5KuSblaster :D

Ex. 2
Man 1: What is the name of the weapon that can shoot rockets?
Man 2: You mean the fiskus launcher?

fiskus by rglaf April 13, 2008

ficus 

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

ficus by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021