A ticket of any type, adding "fucking" for emphasis as to good or bad. (Fucking ticket). It can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).
"I cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! I was barely speeding!"
"Dude! I got a ficket for Metallica's new tour!"
A freaking crazy idiotic yet adorable person.
Rachel is such a ficket because she sings random songs of joy and love to people who are completely random yet she's cute anyway.