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A bitter, frustrated, middle aged woman who typically works in a dull, dead-end profession and has married above her social and sense of humour status, so much so that she has become a Frosty Face Old Bitch.
Someone who works in insurance and has married a nice guy that everyone likes and now resents him so much she has become a Ffob.
by The teller of the truth. July 21, 2011

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