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8.
Fez
A nick name for famous television star Andrew Griffiths
Waaaaa Fez
by paulcb May 21, 2009
 
9.
Fez
Australian colloquiallism short for feral, meaning someone who aestetically unpleasant to look at or an object of questionable sanitary appeal
Guy 1 - Hey, what do you think of Tanya?
Guy 2 - Dude, wtf? She's fez...!

Girl 1 - Eugh, I just knelt on gum
Girl 2 - Fez.
by Joelywh December 09, 2008
 
10.
fez
A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.
"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez
by Zed Leppelin September 07, 2003
 
11.
Fez
To describe one's self as being the sum of all knowledge. To describe someone as being enlightened with the physical world.
Omg you are so Fez!

Wow he is Mr Fez!
by MusePhysick January 27, 2010
 
12.
fez
A normal SCEZ, when having a horny phase, like FES from That 70's Show, becomes a FEZ
Man, Fez, you're disgusting...
by freddylecter November 26, 2006
 
13.
Fez
Abbreviated form of 'feral', meaning disgusting.
"Ewwwww milk just came through her nose! That is so fez."
by Miriam September 18, 2003
 
14.
fez
1. Your game.

(In the 70s, your fez was the common term for what is now known as "your game". Guys used their fez to pick up chicks.)
"You're never gonna do it without your fez on.." (Steelie Dan song "Your Fez")
by Old Dude from the 70s May 08, 2007