Combination of "fat" and "evan" describing a lazy peice of shit that often gets winded by standing up for extended periods of time.
Pre-requisites:
Must drink gravy on a regular basis
Interrupts normal conversations with irrelevant stories that are often erroneous and have no basis in reality
Refuses to have sex with his girlfriend who also is disgusted by his obesity
Thinks that chocolate is a food group
Attends high school dances after they have graduated
Pre-requisites:
Must drink gravy on a regular basis
Interrupts normal conversations with irrelevant stories that are often erroneous and have no basis in reality
Refuses to have sex with his girlfriend who also is disgusted by his obesity
Thinks that chocolate is a food group
Attends high school dances after they have graduated
by Austin Hermsen March 28, 2009
a beautiful, brave and confident woman. admires little things. sweet and kind. open and down for anything, says dope lot.
by derrick f. November 3, 2018