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When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.
Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

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