One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.
Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.
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A boarding school in South-Eastern Scotland. Both brilliant and shitty simultaneously.
Fettes College student 1: Jesus this fucking place sometimes
Fettes College student 2: It's okay, only 2 more years to go
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Fettes College is an independent boarding and day school in Edinburgh, Scotland.The most expensive school in scotland, often described as the 'The Eton of the North'.
Posh Guy 1'Ohh , Darling we forgot are Rugby Ball, Will you be a dear and go fetch it for me ?

Posh Girlfriend ' Yah Darling, where is it ?

Posh Guy ' Fettes College Boarding House Room 7'
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