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Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.
Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs
by Jeff Lebowski June 09, 2004
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Most people have good friends who are a fet
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Verb. fet, fetted, fetting.
1. To know someone through social media connections without ever having met in person, and without the other person necessarily knowing who you are.

Adjective. fettered.
To be in a mixed state of flattery and disgust following the admission by another person that they have fet you.

Origin:
Australian. Derivative of "facebook met". (French, fete; Latin Latin fētidus)
1.
Daz at the street lights: "Erin? Hi, we've fet before"
Erin dashing across the street when the lights change: "I'm so fucking fettered right now"

2.
I spent the afternoon fetting peeps.
by renai September 01, 2012
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Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet
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Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.
Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.
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