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sexy car that gets them panties right off.
OMG you drive a festiva!?

*panties come off, intercourse commences*
by T. Polkinghorne July 10, 2008
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an extremely small, economical, surprisingly well-built, if not especially cool, little car designed in Japan by Mazda, built in South Korea by Kia, and sold in the US, Known for freakishly great gas milage and freakishly small dimensions; basically a very lame motorcycle with doors
I don't need any gas money, I'm in the Festiva!
by Alex Rogers June 27, 2004
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Small 2 door hatchback offered by Ford in the United States from 1987-1993. Made under licence from Mazda by Kia Motors. Was sold from 1897-1990 as the Mazda 121 in Europe and the Kia Pride from 1991-2000 in Korea, Europe, and the Americas. Has a 1.3 Litre (80.8 cubic in.) engine putting out 63 hp. Well maintained Festivas can get anywhere from 40-50 mpg.
The Ford Festiva is the coolest car ever made.
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just check out fordfestiva.com and youll see
also get parts at festivamotorsport.com
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