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The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.
Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.
by Annie Green March 17, 2011