To be the president of the world.
To be GREEN.
To put weights before mates.
To drink without a straw and eat your hamburger AFTER you eat your fries.
To bench a black hole.
To be huge.
To believe that weight and size is good.
To have smaller arms than Mark.
Harry: "Ferris' favourite colour is GREEN. But the real truth is that GREEN's favourite colour is actually Ferris."
Lewis: Ermm.... why are we your wingmen and your not ours?
Ferris: Maybe because there is no way even my help could get you laid, I on the other hand have much more chance