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by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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The most desirable of any domesticated animal.
My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
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Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.
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Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.
Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)
by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 20, 2006
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a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!
my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day
by glt August 26, 2006
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an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog
person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret
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