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Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011
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a word used after a simple statement showing that all is well.
(not to be overused)
the international sign is represented by taking your pointer finger and thumb and smashing them together.
Aaron: This food is good.
Sam: Ference bro.
Aaron: Ference.
Sam: Ference.
ference by a[v.] April 23, 2008

Friend-ference 

When you allow a friend to make reference to an inside joke (or situation) that he/she was not originally present for. Pronounced Frindfrence.
Logan can friend-ference the inside joke between us two regarding the inside joke "do I look like the Weather Man".
Friend-ference by BigAlz1 July 22, 2021

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009
Any given thing ever, or the happening of any given thing ever. As in, INTER-ference is when two things that have happened, happen at the same time, or coincide in some way. RE-ference is the repetitive use, or mentioning of a ference. CON-ference is a negative happening, usually regarded as an unpleasant get-together involving the discussion of various ferences.
Oh man, that interference just happened, didn't it? It's almost as if that one guy made a ference, and then some other guy also did a similar, but contradicting ference, and the two ferences collided in some way, making the first ference nullified by the second. Actually, that is exactly what happened.

Look at that reference, it's like that guy totally witnessed a ference, then made note of it at a later point in time, one or more times, much to the chagrin of his compatriots. He must have a huge dick or something.

I'm going to a conference, at which me and several other corporate d-bags will make note of various ferences in a boring, unpleasant way, most likely with an abundance of less-than-desirable snacks such as small, overly-salted packets of pretzels, and far too many small, individually-packaged mints.
Ference by BabyKoala July 16, 2009

fermented gay 

When someone is a Senior (65+) and just gay, really really gay.
You see that old creepy pedophile over there, he also has fermented gay
fermented gay by Colonel Jeff October 26, 2017
claiming to do something, but never following through with it
Mike, don't ference us again, we were counting on you
Ference by Derno February 16, 2008