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A fernando is the sweetest, most selfless person youll ever meet. His eyes will be the most soothing things to look into-sometimes hazel but turn brown in the summer- makes the mose adorable faces and has the best sense of humor
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.

Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
-Hes so sweet i just dont get it, nobody has ever treated me this way !!

-Well, hes a fernando isnt he?
by Yourlionofcourse:33 June 15, 2013
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Someone of high social class. Usually categorized by an over-sized growth in their pants. Also known for their ability to seduce and charm the ladies with their devilishly good looking hair and smile.

Fernandos can also be categorized by tan skin, dark flowing hair, thick eye brows, and a knack for mowing grass.
Caucasian Male #1: I woke up today and my lawn had been mowed miraculously over night and my wife left a note saying she left me.

Caucasian Male #2: You must have been visited by a fernando.
by mikiejones June 28, 2009
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A wonderful boy who if your able to meet will brighten up ur life. He's cute,funny and a supportive friend.
That's Fernando for you
by Replay June 28, 2014
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Someone who is completely and utterly astounding who while extremely modest about it packs an enormous cock that will make you gasp and choke but you love it, and his body is fucking amazing, he silently puts up with your shit, but if you wrong him or anyone he truly cares for watch your back and front because he will completely destroy you.
Did you hear what Fernando did to that man?" "No" "He broke both his legs and gave him brain damage..." "Why?!" "He threatened his girlfriend Jenna" "Oooh that explains it..
by RightGuy July 14, 2011
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One bad mother fuck3r. First name greatest last name ever.
Boy 1 - that guys crazy!

Boy 2 - naw man! He's Fernando!
by Webstar824 February 04, 2010
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Typical mexican name of a spicy mexican guy. His ability to steal girls hearts is unbelievable and irritating. He is easy to spit with his dark, spiky hair and dark eyes. Typical traits of a Fernando is being a douche, player, and popular lady's man. He can get any girl he wants without even trying. Though when facing the rare rejection, he turns to spreading shit. Don't be the one to reject the Fernando
Girl 1: I went to a party and lost my virginity with this guy I just met... He was so wonderful and I love him and I want him and OMG I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no need to bother asking, that was a fernando
by Nothingbutthetruth December 10, 2012
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Usually a hot senior with a big dick very athletic, mexican and has a hot girlfriend with a fat ass major dime and they both get very kinky he is perfect and eats pussy so good and can rellyy hit it
"Did you see her new bf"
"Yeah fernando is sexy lucky her"
by yoloswaggggggggygurl November 04, 2013
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