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–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.
After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.
by Shaftusmaximus May 08, 2008
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By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.
by Big Pimpin Radfad October 08, 2009
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