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1.
1. Ferk. Ferking. Ferker. Slightly softer and comical alternative for "fuck.

2. Apparently a tribe on Dungeons and Dragons.

Origins not known, but probably made up by myself in a drunken stupor and didn't exist until I posted it here. :-)
Ferk you you ferking ferker.

Shut the ferk up.

I'm gonna ferk that cumslut until she implodes.

Joo is a ferking ha><0r.
by Revol77 September 29, 2004
 
2.
It means fu*kin and jerks put together.
Man that guy is a ferk!
by i hate immature guys July 23, 2004
 
3.
Verb; ferk, ferked, ferker, ferking, to ferk.

To go through someone's possessions confined within a space, such as a drawer or a bag.
'Why are you ferking through my drawers?'
'I need to ferk through your cupboards'
'I caught him ferking through all my drawers'
'I ferked through her handbag, but I only found tampons'
by LoR-x- November 16, 2011
 
4.
Ferks means whatever you want it to. No-one knows the true meaning of a Ferks but the person who said it.
What the Ferks? How is your Ferks today?
by Grandad Ferks July 01, 2009
 
5.
fucking jerk. usually used in front of parents to hide the real meaning of the term
Oh magawd man, my boss is a ferk!
by Kello? October 23, 2011
 
6.
a f*cking jerk
some dude just knocked my books on the gound! he was a total ferk.
by 2smartone(: September 09, 2010
 
7.
a nerd who's also a freak, a ferk
man, you're such a ferk!
by em4rc January 01, 2009