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A random fault in a long chain of DNA string of a male homesapien causes a Fenton to be born when the male mates. Fenton is effectively a modern day neaderthal man otherwise considered exstinct. He can be found roaming and foraging in the Woodhouse Eaves area. May approach if startled, suggest that the person does not make any loud noises or sharp movements or he will be confused into a mad 'Fenton Frenzy' as the local myth calls it.
(A Fenton reading an email)'Ugg Ugg why rock flashing!? Uh Me read email! Ugg
(Fenton playing Rugby) 'Why we throw dinosaur egg?! Ouh It ball, me eat ball, Meatball?
by TomTomUgg November 23, 2006
 
1.
The terrible, sinking, feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.
Situational:
1. You spend all day working on that last minute assignment and after having completed it and left the room only breifly discover your pet dog/cat/parrot/liger has destroyed the fruits of your labour. This is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is fine.

2. The free from corporate interests social network for hospitality exchange I spent 5 years participating in just got sold out to the tune of 7.6 million without myself or the vast majority of 3 million members being consulted.

Conversational:
Person 1. 'What is wrong with you? You look sad.'
Person 2. 'I just got dumped by my partner. Completley out of the blue. They are seeing somebody else already. I feel pure fenton.'

Person 1. 'This shit is making me mad and fenton. I don't know if I should scream or puke. Maybe I'll do both.'
Person 2. 'Calm down dear. Everything is ok.'
Person 1. 'Fuck off! You did this to me!'

Horribe person (probably some kind of evil nemisis, but not a very bright one).
'I fentoned them all so hard they will be crying for a year while I count my illicit money. Muhahahaha. Muahahahaha. Hahahaha. Muhahahaha.'
by Dissapointed Free Spirit September 02, 2011
 
2.
A term used for someone who has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his fellows.
He's a fenton!
by Corpsurfer September 05, 2011
 
3.
Fenton is a language, originally spoken by Roman Emperors.
Fenton is mainly used in following terms:

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo. (Screw the customer)

Populus vult decipi. (The people want to be decived)

Nil illegitimo carborundum. (Don't let the bastards get you down)
by Lupuz September 05, 2011
 
4.
a shameless act of self-promotion and/or profiteering
"If you want to win one of those awards you'll have to pull a fenton and nominate yourself"
by Tucker's Daughter August 01, 2006
 
5.
Used to describe the act of repeatedly missing or cancelling appointments.
I know I cancelled the meeting three times already but I am gonna have to Fen-ton this meeting.

Man 1: I knew he wouldnt make it today.

Man 2: Yep.....told you he would fen-ton.
by GooseIRL September 08, 2011
 
6.
someone who thinks thier the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Lier, back stabber, asshole, dick head
he thinks he is a fenton. but he is a shit bag.
by dontbah8tr February 26, 2009
 
7.
a shameless act of self-promotion and/or profiteering
"If you want to win one of those awards you'll have to pull a fenton and nominate yourself"
by Tucker's Daughter August 02, 2006