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5. Fender Bender
1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
1. fender bender
small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy Nov 1, 2003 add a video
2. Fender Bender
A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
3. fender bender
The act of a person turning the speed of their machine "vibrator mechanism" to its max or past max speed thus causing a rash or ripping of the ass or pussy. It can also be caused by the inserting of a massive cock into a tight organ.
Dude she was drunk she accidentally caused a fender bender now she cant put out for a month!!!
4. Fender Bender
When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
6. fender bender
sex position where the receiving partner bends over and holds onto the round base of a Fender guitar stool while the penetrator stands behind. great for hitting the g-spot if you're a short girl with a tall partner.
I was so glad my recording studio is soundproof; she's a screamer whenever we do the Fender Bender.
7. fender bender
hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.
the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off
by Roo Apr 6, 2004 add a video
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