When a Femmifit occurs; take the dog for a walk and if you don't have a dog - get one. The fit will brew over and turn into uncomfortable silences for the next couple of days. If this continues for more than two days, please consult your therapist.
MAN: I went to the pub to have a drink with some friends.
WOMAN: You're always with your friends and I am always doing house work.
MAN: Thinking to self * oh no, I think she's about to have a femmifit] Oh
WOMAN: Uninterpretable Language *!@%