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Meaning sexy good looking every body wants it
I want Femke so baaaad
by Dominatrix December 10, 2004
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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wow she is like so femke
by asasdsasdfghjklqw June 23, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Femke means girl or woman
Hello there, just want to say my name is Femke and I like to know if there more girls/woman with the same name. Just curious and like to fing out how many Femke's there are in the world. That's all and nothing more. So please send me an e-mail and let me know where you're from. I'm from Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

Bye and Doei,
Femke
by Femke August 20, 2006
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10" high plush doll.

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A small penis that cannot even get laid by other Homosexuals.
Eww your a Femke, i dont want to use you!!Bye.
by Kimberly June February 22, 2005
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femke a girl hu goes on my bus. she is dutch.very small.
does very annying impression. especially with georgia.
play gerda in the snow queen
OLi: omg fem u smell
FEMKE: GDUUUUH
by ozzyolz January 11, 2008
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A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.
femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"
by mike January 17, 2004
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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