Feminist: "Wer" was Old English for "man" and "wif" was Old English for womyn. Why have "man" and "woman" replaced them?! I want nothing to do with those pigs! Any wymyn who wear makeup, long hair, or skirts are endangering our civil rights! I want to see more men dead! Oh, and I'm proud of those who don't marry men and those who have aborted their children!
What they're meant to be-
"Feminist: Womyn want to be treated with respect and be treated equally to men whenever possible."
Feminists ARE NOT Nazis, or women who can't get laid. The very existence of these views is proof that feminism still has a lot of work to do.
Some feminists shave, and some don't. Some are "fashionable", some aren't. Just like any other group of people.
Not all feminists are lesbians, though lesbians can be feminists. The ongoing Civil Rights movement and the push for gay marriage are often associated with feminism as each cause expresses a very sane desire to create world recognition of our intrinsic equality.
Max: She just believes in equal rights, man. I'm a feminist, too.
Jim the IV: Yeah man, but she's a feminist... so let's be really, really clever and tell everyone that she's a dyke that never shaves!