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That untenable ideology propogating the somewhat novel untruth that feminists are women.
Feminism is an ideological hiding place for creatures who appear to have been born of a union between a sasquatch and Janet Reno.
by Etymoligizer September 21, 2007
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Ideology that helped to justify half ass motherhood, glorified prostitution, and pretending to like what men naturally like. It helped to break up marriages across the United States leaving men without children to father and nothing productive to do. Founded by women who wished they had a penis and were ashamed of estrogen. Ironically, feminism is strengthened by preventing men from being men.
Frank: Hey where is your wife?
Eric: We got divorced, she embraced feminism.
Frank: Sorry to hear that. What now.
Eric: I guess I'll just work, watch sports, and rent porn.
Frank: Join the crowd.
by Melizza October 08, 2005
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An ideology defined by the following equation: F = (A + B) - C. Feminism equals Avarice plus Bigotry minus Conscience. Its most recent incarnation is characterized by supremacist whining, a form of double-think that would have made Orwell retch. Men are constantly reminded by feminists that women are taking the majority of jobs, starting more businesses than men, and generally acquiring more and more wealth at the expense of men. At the same time, feminists complain continuously about women's economic "oppression," (as though men have never been oppressed by impossible child support payments or unconscionable alimoney awards), the phoney "wage-gap" and the need for greater "equalization" (i.e. further plundering of men's earnings) in the economic sphere. Thus feminism gleefully predicts that men will become utterly disempowered while blithely demanding that they continue to subsidize the process. While perpetrating this nonsense, feminism still finds time to demand any prerogatives it deems fit to invent, squabble childishly about toilet seats AND AT THE SAME TIME complain about men's reluctance to commit to marriage (which, of course, is itself condemned as a misogynistic institution whenever it is expedient to do so). These are examples of the intellectual elasticity that allows feminism to present itself as correct on any issue, regardless of the facts or the eventual outcome. This, in turn, guides us to feminism's core philosophy: "Our say-so makes it so; if our pronouncements contradict each other, you males are required to believe both but only to the extent that they run counter to your interests and in favor of our convenience. This rule is absolute until it yields an outcome we don't like. Then we will pretend - and you are required to believe - that it never existed. Oh, and you are evil and sexist if you point to any flaw in this philosophy, even after we've abandoned or changed it. But you are a patronizing bastard if you fail to give our point-of-view your full critical consideration ... just as long as you don't disagree with it ... or agree with it for the wrong reasons ... and we will from time-to-time declare what the right and wrong reasons are ... and then change them to suit ourselves."
Feminism is nothing more than the politics of convenience.
by Chuck Yerlaw May 15, 2007
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Males, see: penis envy

Females, see: batshit insane
She says she's a supporter of "real" feminism, but we all know better.
by Lokito November 03, 2007
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a really bad idea. It was created as a way for women to be EQUAL to men but instead it was used as a means to create sexism against males. not very equal if u think about it
All those silly feminists do is bitch and moan! go live in the castro district with all the other freaks and practice your feminism.
by Some_Dude November 13, 2006
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Feminisim is essentially the rambling doctrine of uneducated people. This doctrine is neither cogent nor sound. Feminism often makes up statistics and etymology so that it makes men historically sound bad. Feminist doctrine is flat out wrong and any educated person who can think for him/her self will see this.
What is up with all of this feminist propoganda? Feminism really doesn't make any sense
by La rod September 02, 2006
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A spent force. It "coulda been a contender," but it was so blinded by its own arrogance that, given enough rope to hang itself, it duly did so.
Feminism represents the the most self-destructive act of political hi-jacking in American women's history.
by Andrea Strand February 03, 2008
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