The belief that women, who are already treated almost exactly equally in society as men, should have more power, privilege, money, etc than men because fuck guys. Despite the fact that men have done almost everything in history, including protect and do almost everything for women, they are all racist bigoted oppressors.
Guy 1: This girl I went out with got angry when I paid the check without asking, but got even angrier when I asked to split it!
Guy 2: fucking feminism
by Alpharat53 November 12, 2016

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The singular theory and belief that women within the western world need a system to prop them up and give them equality on every issue from social reform to political placement. This theory ignores the vast amount of information and evidence that every issue it brings up is primarily based around a choice that a woman makes compared to that of their male counterparts.

The movement contains a vast variety of different perspectives, all centring around the doctrine of "patriarchy" and the newer "Kyriarchy" systems, that inversely target the men of the world, placing blame on their gender for the theorised problems of women in the modern world.

It has a track record of imposing itself on other systems of thought and belief as in "feminist science" and "feminist psychology", rarely producing things that are of worth to the field the feminist label has been placed on it.

Feminism is - in the end - an outdated form of Womens Equality, with the legislation and changes to law that have been placed in, the simple fact of the matter is that while inequalities do exist in the world, the primary reason for these are womens choices rather than an imposed system of male supremacy.
"I think that there should be equal amounts of male and females in board rooms"
"I agree...want to take the training course we offer so you can do that?"
"what, I...no-no thanks, I'd rather moderate and keep things a certain way on Urban Dictionary, I mean if I don't, some alt-right, cis, het white male might make posts that disagree with how I see the world."

- A feminist moderator on Urban Dictionary discussing Feminism
by lightningbarer September 30, 2016

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Was valid years ago. But now, because the genders are equal(in the U.S.), it is a movement led by dumbfucks that think women are still oppressed. Often feminists complain about irrational fabricated issues. Also, in defense of feminism, feminists use biased, irrelevant research to "prove" their point.
Someone said, "feminism is believing in the social, political, and economical equality of all sexes and genders", but they were a fucking retard. Feminism is actually the advocacy for women's rights, which is why it's fucking retarded. Because women have equal rights.
by PanoramicPixel May 22, 2016

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Feminism is a society of retarded fucks, who feel that if they make an ad about 5 year old girls saying "fuck you" to everyone, that their cause will be supported.

Statistics show that 98% of feminists look like fucking humpback whales.
-------- Women who believe that their life is shit
Is that a whale dude? Nah bro it's just someone who takes part in feminism
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Because nothing says women's empowerment like treating a woman like a piece of meat, pounding her til the condom breaks, and then hauling her off to an abortion clinic.
Feminism has done irreparable harm to women's equality.
by DAwGi July 10, 2016

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What it used to be: "the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes."

What it is now: a way for (mostly) women, with radical ideologies, to express their hate on men. Feminists believe in "the patriarchy" (a male controlled society), which in fact, does not exist (and if it were to exist, women would still not be able to vote or do other basic things in first world countries.) Feminism used to matter in first world countries, but it is now irrelevant. There is no wage gap, and there is no bullshit like there used to be. However; feminism (the non-radical kind), is needed in third world countries. Third world countries need much more equality, and there is already enough evidence to suggest that.

TL;DR: feminism is supposed to be about equality of the sexes, but it is now about abolishing the non-existent "patriarchy".
Friend: "I'm a feminist!"
Me: "So you despise men and believe in the 'patriarchy'?"
Friend: "No...?"
Me: "Then you're not a feminist... thank the lord."

Feminism is about abolishing the non-existent patriarchy.
by natalieisameme August 13, 2016

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The most crippling mental disorder in history. Feminists claim to be in support of equal rights for both sexes, but this was never, is not, and never will be true. If a man/woman so dares as to say that women have more rights than men (which they do, it's been proven several times), or even disagree with feminism in the slightest form, feminists will dog pile them until every bone in their body is broken. Feminists have been known to:

Hate men
Hate women
Believe in female supremacy
Be extremely hypocritical
Be relatable to Nazism
Censor free speech
Fry more brain cells than Donald Trump

Don't ever take feminists seriously, otherwise they might infect you too.

See also: femtard, feminazi, antifeminist
Feminism is the epitome of mental retardation.
by Antihater April 28, 2016

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