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A condition that sets in soon after a male is agitated with, saddened by, and/or ignored by a female that they are attracted to in some way. It is most commonly a feeling of displacement or emotional pain in the form of thoughts about the occurence with said female.

Note: This disorder affects nearly 100% of men, especially adolescent men.
Root words: Female + confusion

Charlie: "Dude, how'd it go with trying to get Katie to go out with you?"

Russ: "Not good actually... ya know, I think I'm starting to come down with Femconitous."
by Icould B. Adonofdamob May 14, 2009
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