There are some differences between males and females.
1. Females have smaller brains
2. Females are more annoying
3. Females have a vagina and breasts
4. Females cannot play sports, except tennis and soccer
5. Females are good at sex, unless they are fat
6. Females always think they weigh too much
7. If a female is black, it should die
8. If a female is smart, it are a witch
9. Females must cook your meals if you are in a relationship
10. Females can be used as a male's slave
Male - Female! Get me a beer and cook me dinner!
Female - Yes, masta.
Male - Gimme that food!
Female - Ok.
Male - Now bend over so I can poke your tiny brain with my dick through your mouth!
Female - Yessa!
opposite sex of the male, females love pink, males love blue. guys love bugs girls love dresses.
FEMALE AND MALE:
GIRL: like ew what the fuck, i hate bugs.
BOY: yeaa....so? i hate dresses?
BOY: because...just.....wear pants!
The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.
Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female
One of the two genders of all living things, the other being male
. Females are physically indentifiable by their sexual organs which differ from a male's (well it's true I'm not being crude on purpose), a female having a vagina
, the latter not being developed until puberty around the early to late teens.
A typical (I said typical!) female will have long hair and softer, more feminine
features than a male, and wear more aesthetically pleasing clothing, getting away with colours such as pink or lilac which a male will more than likely get slated for wearing.
A female of any species has the job of giving birth and caring for offspring, except seahorses; the female lays the eggs, the males fertilises them and then carries the fertilised eggs until they develop into baby seahorses and are 'born'. However the 'non-politically correct' job of human females is not only to produce and care for offspring, but not work and stay at home to cook and clean and care for the house. They must also remain faithful to their husband and care for and obey him. But in the last few decades, feminist
s have become more prominent in society: mainly females but also males intent on getting equal rights for men and women. Sadly in doing so some (not all!) of the...
A vagina's life support system.
A vagina cannot survive without a female.
when used by most, it is a synonym for bitch.
Usually used in environments where profanity is prohibited.
I hate these backstabbing females.