The one thing that cannot control their emotions. One who gets mad over the smallest things. One who blames you for their problems. The most complex being formulated in the universe.
Female: whos this woman you're saying i love you to?!?!
Male: my mother who else?
Female: oh.
Male: you're such a female omg
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Human ketchup bottle
"That female squirted like a human ketchup bottle when she was on her period"
by "Girlfriend Lamonte" October 06, 2016

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(n.) A thing with a vagina.
I fucked that female last night. She was so tight.
by Cocktus August 15, 2016

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A creation by god with a mindset to destroy all men
Son: "Why did God create females?"
Dad: "Because hopes and dreams don't crush themselves"
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Bitches: They are female, but it's becoming common to also find male "Bitches", you cannot trust them, and better left unsaid should be your outlook with them.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
"Dayme that bitch ruined your life maaaan! That's some shady female"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
by HanRhi November 19, 2013

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discreet, polite euphemism for breasts
"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 06, 2004

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The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.
Jamie is such a female
by JJ Tan November 27, 2011

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