A creation by god with a mindset to destroy all men
Son: "Why did God create females?"
Dad: "Because hopes and dreams don't crush themselves"
by blackguywithallthefriends December 15, 2013

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Bitches: They are female, but it's becoming common to also find male "Bitches", you cannot trust them, and better left unsaid should be your outlook with them.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
"Dayme that bitch ruined your life maaaan! That's some shady female"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
by HanRhi November 19, 2013

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discreet, polite euphemism for breasts
"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 06, 2004

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The member of the human race that has a "V". They act like they are into romance and want a boyfriend who cares...in reality they want to be used and mistreated because then they can go crying to their friends and get attention because they are attention hungry whores who in reality go guy from guy breaking hearts with not regard to anything because they think so highly of themselves. They also think their shit smells like roses. And they think being blunt is an excuse to be rude.
Jamie is such a female
by JJ Tan November 27, 2011

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Mindless creatures driven by instinct for sperm and money. Can be usefull if trained how to cook, clean, and take care of children properly. Also see slut, whore, prostitute, gold digger, skank, ho.
Male: why are you talking? the only thing your mouth is good for is to suck my dick! now get on it bitch!
female: well that's why I was talking. Because I was asking you if you could please help me unzip your pants so I can suck you dry.
Male: Didn't I already show you how to unzip my pants?!!
female: yes, but I.......
Male: You're talking again!! Oh the hell with you Im going to get some experianced females at the corner to do it for $10. in the mean time try as hard as you can not to have sex with anyone else, including the dog! now can you do that? or am I going to have to tie you up like last time?
Female: ( nods yes )
Male: Now your learning bitch!
by aztec warrior sam July 15, 2006

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magical creatures that can bleed for a week without dying.
my week is almost up!
week of what?
My period, silly. i am a female.
by Smile_If_You're_PissedX) February 06, 2010

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Seriously. Female is the opposite sex to the male in all cases. Animals have females too. Some people like 'em, some don't. The end.
Females are not aliens.
Females are not genetically deformed.

Females are capable of compassion, as are males.
Females are capable of nastiness, as are males.

Females don't need what most feminists call 'equal' rights.
Females are different to males, therefore should get rights which suit them, as should males.
Males don't get pregnant so they can't take a holiday for that, now can they?

Above referring to human females, however, some or all of these statements may also apply to other living creatures of the Earth.
by Red Lights Mean Go May 04, 2010

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