A common kitchen-dwelling Homo sapien, member of the Homo genus of bipedal primates in Hominidae, the great ape family. They have been domesticated by humans and function well in human society, similar to horses and dogs.

They can be trained to fetch refreshments and sam-wiches, which involves leaving their natural kitchen-based habitat.

They are fickle in nature, and have a tendency to make loud high-pitched barks. Some have speculated that it is a form of communication that is as yet unknown.
It is a good idea to set up bear traps in your kitchen, as Females are overpopulated in this area.
by LaserPhaser June 23, 2010
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Most definately the finest thing ever created
Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning
by Nikki_x September 05, 2006
1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender
Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?
by SakuraSaku March 24, 2007
lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
by liakias December 12, 2008
1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,
Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
life support system for a vagina
guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters
by skDZ September 04, 2008
Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.
Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.
by the-moyni May 30, 2009
one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.
look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring
by lalalalaelmosworld January 14, 2010
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