One of the two genders of all living things, the other being male. Females are physically indentifiable by their sexual organs which differ from a male's (well it's true I'm not being crude on purpose), a female having a vagina and breasts, the latter not being developed until puberty around the early to late teens.
A typical (I said typical!) female will have long hair and softer, more feminine features than a male, and wear more aesthetically pleasing clothing, getting away with colours such as pink or lilac which a male will more than likely get slated for wearing.
A female of any species has the job of giving birth and caring for offspring, except seahorses; the female lays the eggs, the males fertilises them and then carries the fertilised eggs until they develop into baby seahorses and are 'born'. However the 'non-politically correct' job of human females is not only to produce and care for offspring, but not work and stay at home to cook and clean and care for the house. They must also remain faithful to their husband and care for and obey him. But in the last few decades, feminists have become more prominent in society: mainly females but also males intent on getting equal rights for men and women. Sadly in doing so some (not all!) of these feminists, usually the women, have become sexist themselves and slate men at every given opportunity. But if you want to hear more about that then look up male in urban dictionary.
In truth the only differences and inequalities between males and females are the physical ones; general appearance, reproductive organs and stereotypical style. Men and women both have mood swings and hormones. They both can be violent and bad tempered. They both are capable of sleeping around. They both have the capacity to cheat on their significant other or treat them badly. They can both be immature. They both are able to be sexist, racist, prejudiced, unfair, corrupt, discriminating and every other awful thing you can think of. But they can also both be the most beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring, generous and fair people on this earth, if only they'd let go of their unjust ideas and realise: we only live once. There are no second chances. We should be celebrating life, not ending it; we should appreciate every second we are with our loved ones, not abuse them and their trust; we should be making friends with everyone possible, not making enemies with everyone they don't like the look of.
But this is not a rant, it is a definition. If you wanted that, look at the example.
1. A stereotypical female has long hair, is attractive, straight and wears make up and pretty clothing.
by Zelda199 November 25, 2006
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Most definately the finest thing ever created
Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning
by Nikki_x September 05, 2006
1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender
Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?
by SakuraSaku March 24, 2007
Other words relating to the human species are woman, girl, lady etc.
Clearly there are some men on here have some kind of weird problem with women, shown by the warped and generally psychologically imbalanced statements below.
I'd just like to say I have nothing against men at all before I start addressing what has been said.

1. I know all that crap some guy wrote below about being female is a birth defect is just some kind of bitter, irrational and unfounded metaphor but I might as well address it as if it were meant truthfully. Let me point out that all embryos start off as female, and it is actually the Y chromosone that later on turns any male babies male that could be perceived as a 'defect' (even though in reality neither are), as it is only half the size of the second X chromosone of its female counterparts, and it is the cause of haemophilia in males as they can be missing the blood clotting gene in the missing part of the chromosone, whilst females cannot get this condition as they have two full XX chromosones.

2. One of the disturbed individuals below said that women are less intelligent due to having smaller brains than men. Well, if you did any kind of science you would know that in humans brain size is not related to intelligence, men merely have bigger brains as their bodies are proportionately larger. This has also been shown by the fact that sufferers of the condition microencephaly (a condition where the patient's brain is far smaller than normal) do not have impaired brain functioning and indeed enjoy normal intelligence. Another facet of this is the question of how the people below explain the fact that girls out-perform boys throughout school life, as surely if women were less intelligent this would not be the case.

3. At this point, see also female orgasm. All the things written there by men claiming that this does not exist and is an invention by women are clearly sexually incompetent. Maybe talk to the guy who wrote the stuff on his experience of female ejaculation as he clearly knows how to please a woman, and unlike you (the disturbed writers in the 'female orgasm' section) doesn't have a warped and bitter attitude towards women. Good on him i say! Anyway, I would like to show that the female orgasm does exist, I have personal experience of it, and studies of orgasms and the pleasure centres of the brain activated by it have shown that women do orgasm, and more good news as they in fact have the ability to have far more orgasms in one hour when compared to men, and the studies have also shown that the clitoral orgasm is the strongest of all orgasms both male and female. If you don't believe me, look it up at a non-biased site. It is true that some women find it harder than others to orgasm, sometimes due to hang-ups, an inability to relax and enjoy and sometimes male incompetence. Don't get me wrong, men are great and many are very skilled in that department. Not all women are skilled either, just to establish the fact that I'm not trying to put men down as these guys have been trying to put down women.

The boys who have written the below should really think about their issues with women because as a psychology student it seems to me to be a very unhealthy attitude, probably stemming from deep insecurities within themselves and their own gender identity, or possibly from past bad emotional experiences that should be dealt with. I'm sorry if the latter is the case but it is still noy excuse to be writing the poisonous and offensive things that are written below. Don't give up on all women and write things like this just because you have a bad experience with one Frankly, you give men a bad name. How can you argue against women saying men are chauvinistic when you write that kind of thing? It is men like you who perpetuate those generalisations and ruin it for all the lovely, emotionally balanced men out there (and I know there are many!!), and to be fair, you are doing exactly the same to women when you write all this stuff about all of us being inferior in every way so please stop and think about what you are doing and deal with your issues. Thank you.
read the above for 'female'. its all examples!
'female' in humans can be woman/girl etc
by Fair Outlook February 07, 2007
lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
by liakias December 12, 2008
1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,
Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.
Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.
by the-moyni May 30, 2009
one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.
look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring
by lalalalaelmosworld January 14, 2010

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