Firstly whichever cock put all that about females having to wait for mr right well yeh all power to us! Your jsut a fucking egotistical bastard and i hope that one day u get totally fucked over by women coz we are fucking ace and we actually have emotions and attempt to treat guys properly, the only reason we have to turn bitchy is to protect ourselves against arseholes like mr J3ff or wotever the hell ur fucking name is. I bet u cant find one female who is defensive and generally has bad feeling towards males who has just been born like that, its through the endless we-are-better-then-u-coz-we-r-male- attitude of guys thats turned us like that, and the fact that more oftne then not the first guy we have really given our hearts to have trashed it and made us eternally scared of being hurt again
SO FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF COZ NOONE ELSE WILL!!!!
Female: hm i really love my boyfriend.
Male: OMG look at that hot booty im gonna have some of that
F: MY boyfriend cheated on me!
M: hahahaaaaaaaa evil cackle
F:
Im never gonna trust freaking males every again in my life coz they are gay and sad and stupid and evil and beings created soley for the purpose of pain, humiliation, depression and anger
by CUL April 14, 2005
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Most definately the finest thing ever created
Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning
by Nikki_x September 05, 2006
1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender
Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?
by SakuraSaku March 24, 2007
lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than men!
Guy: "Why can't we all be female so we can have non-stop pleasure?"
Other guy: "Damn that y chromosome!"
by liakias December 12, 2008
1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,
Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.
by jrh5356 April 15, 2005
life support system for a vagina
guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters
by skDZ September 04, 2008
Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.
Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.
by the-moyni May 30, 2009
one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.
look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring
by lalalalaelmosworld January 14, 2010
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