a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.
Do ya really need one!
A person who drinks cum
from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.
"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."
Man who performs anal intercourse and then inserts a straw into the anus and sucks it back out.
One who is a feltcher and feltches.
Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.
It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.
FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"
You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.
Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher
a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole
i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...
One who after sucking cum out of his partner's ass will exchange it with him orally.
"The sick bastard was feltching with his gay lover"
When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.
"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"