Top Definition
To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then consume.
"I'm going to Feltch Blast the shit out of you tonight, i got a crazy straw hooked up to a 4-cycle blower"
by Halcom U Rbalzitch June 01, 2009

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