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When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.
Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!
by The Crayola Man February 23, 2014
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