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An unstoppable force of nature, created and bred in Oslo, Norway. In the underground jazz clarinet scene he has amassed a cult following; he is called King Clarinet by his followers. Felix stirred much controversy in 1982 when radicals began announcing him as the Messiah, or the second coming of Jesus Christ. Felix is also considered by many sources to be the whitest black Norwegian who lives today. His skill at Clarinet is matched perhaps only by his inability to speak the English language when intoxicated.
"This is a sittuation.."

"Felix Peikli is such a wiber"
by KingClarinetFan February 19, 2009

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