the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.
Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?
by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019
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The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004
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To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden March 4, 2006
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Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.
After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
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This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.
Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.
by MsAshley December 7, 2006
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Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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Sucking out or licking one's seminal fluid from their partner's rectum, perhaps along with some other tasty juices and fecal treats.
by MADMarmot May 22, 2005
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