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1. All the shit above

2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.
Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?

Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.

Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.

Dre: good.
by The Tomster September 19, 2005
 
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Felch is a fan company. They make ceiling fans,desktop fans,computer fans airconditioners.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.
"Dude we should go to that felch concert"

"not until i have some felch to drink"

"felch is cool"
by Dane and Anjali June 15, 2004
 
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1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America
Felch has a small willy.
by Tipper September 18, 2004
 
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told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.
"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"
by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt July 30, 2006
 
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To completely engulf something in one's anus
Khristoph felched a water bottle and couldn't get it back out
by Dizeffea October 20, 2003
 
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sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.
'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'
by char May 18, 2004
 
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Verb: to mess up/destroy
You felched my car man!!!
by andy mae January 15, 2004