The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.
A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)
by L A Lara August 29, 2008
not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.
For a successful felch, i purchased both a hamster and some rocks.
by waawaaweewah April 08, 2007
1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.
by crackotfige January 08, 2005
fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy
by kinky February 08, 2004
Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.
Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.
by nastybob October 14, 2006
To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.
Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers
by mberries July 10, 2008
The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.
Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"
by Red Dragon October 15, 2003

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