The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.
"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"
by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008
Sucking custard through a rubber tea towel holder
by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010
sucking jiz
Felchhhh sucking jizzz
by naz324 October 28, 2009
The word used to describe the action of ejacualating in ones anus and consuming the contents with a straw after-wards
"O i felched a well fit girl yesterday"
"Shut up or ill get ur mum to felch ur dad!"
by Dara Jafari December 04, 2006
drink cum out of butt.
reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"
by nell August 11, 2004
To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty
A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him
by wordsam August 01, 2009
The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.
A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)
by L A Lara August 29, 2008

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