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the art of sucking delivered semen out of orifices!
by helmet April 23, 2003
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The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.
Martin anally felched Ewan.
by grotsky September 09, 2005
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reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"
by nell August 11, 2004
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Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.
I'm going to felch you tonight charlie.
by Bob February 06, 2005
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1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.
It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.
by crackotfige January 08, 2005
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The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.
"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"
by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008
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fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy
by kinky February 08, 2004
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