to suck cum out of somebody's ass
"dont you know felch means... well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching burp belch then go back for a second helping"

-"Insane" From Eminem's Relapse Album
by eminemrelapse May 15, 2009
Many turbojet autopilot systems actually have a button labeled "FLCH" which is clearly pronounced "Felch Mode" by every corporate pilot I know.

For some reason many pilots are happy to discuss "Felch Mode" and why it should not be used.
PNF: We were cleared down to FL340, should I Felch you?
PF: Nah, just use VS mode.
by Cosmo50 February 19, 2008
to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.
Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.
by sp00ky May 13, 2004
When a man cums in a womens anus or vagina then sucks the sperm out with his mouth.
Wendy got felched last night.....ugh!!
by Megaman09 April 29, 2009
Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
by Laurie August 23, 2004
to suck cum out of an ass whole,booty,bum,ass,bottom
rabbii felched his best mates brother in the shower while pulling him off,so did johny boy
by roger tims September 25, 2007
the art of sucking delivered semen out of orifices!
by helmet April 23, 2003
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