Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.
Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.
by nastybob October 14, 2006
10 Words related to Felch
(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 01, 2003
To orally extract semen from someone's rectum
I'm gonna felch you till your asshole twitches, bitch
by Death Monk May 07, 2003
To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.
Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.
by Kevin Carson March 04, 2004
to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.
i felched your mom.
by ryan November 25, 2002
The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina
Leanne M likes to felch dogs
by Stephanie F***** August 03, 2004
A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!
We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 02, 2007
Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.
I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.
by Kyan January 07, 2004

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